Number 1: Leggings do NOT replace pants! Wearing leggings with a sweater or t-shirt that does not at least cover your butt is actually kind of disturbing.
Number 2: Uggs are named Uggs for a reason. Because they're ugly. Wear them in your house... but not in public.
Number 3: Tights with open toed shoes is just weird. If it's too cold to wear open toed shoes... don't wear them! It just looks weird.
Number 4: There is such thing as too much bling! Limit your bling ladies... and I suppose I should go ahead and include men in that too.
Number 5: High waisted jeans are not ok. They died several decades ago, let them stay dead please.
Number 6: Tacky or unseasonable purses... no.
Number 7: Chunky heels are bad. They make short people look shorter and not stick people look like fat cows. So unless you have a body like a model (I hate you... ok just kidding you can stay...) you shouldn't be wearing these shoes.
Well, that's my Southern Soapbox for today! I hope you all stay fashionable this fall... and don't let me catch you breaking any of these rules!
Number 2: Uggs are named Uggs for a reason. Because they're ugly. Wear them in your house... but not in public.
Number 3: Tights with open toed shoes is just weird. If it's too cold to wear open toed shoes... don't wear them! It just looks weird.
Number 4: There is such thing as too much bling! Limit your bling ladies... and I suppose I should go ahead and include men in that too.
Number 5: High waisted jeans are not ok. They died several decades ago, let them stay dead please.
Number 6: Tacky or unseasonable purses... no.
Number 7: Chunky heels are bad. They make short people look shorter and not stick people look like fat cows. So unless you have a body like a model (I hate you... ok just kidding you can stay...) you shouldn't be wearing these shoes.
Well, that's my Southern Soapbox for today! I hope you all stay fashionable this fall... and don't let me catch you breaking any of these rules!
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